March of the Arches

Blisters…tight shoes…blisters
Warts…if you get one you’d better tell your mum.
Flat feet…oh well…flat feet,
Oh no, not athlete’s foot.

Every time I get up to dance
I’ve got two left feet.
And every time I open my mouth
I put my foot in it.
I sure don’t want to go through life
Kicking the can.
So I made myself up an old dance
The dance is called walking.

Left, right…it’s OK
It’s the march of the arches today.
Left, right…it’s OK
It’s the march of the arches today.

Left, right…it’s okay.

When you do the walking dance
You’d better take good care of your feet.
‘Cause if you get athlete’s foot
No, you can’t be discreet.
And always be sure to wash
Right between your little old toes
‘Cause I’ve got a few friends, and you know
My friends they’re bugging my nose.

Left, right…it’s OK
It’s the march of the arches today.
© 2003 Casablanca Kids